Sunday, 31 May 2009

Bear hug

It may not be a real bear, but it'll do for now. (I'm just wearing some old light pink v-neck I got form Topman for a few quid many a moon ago.)

Saturday, 30 May 2009

Bear tings

You can't really see it, but this t-shirt has a bear on it. I always wanted to have a pet bear, or, rather, a cat sizes pet bear... that wouldn't rip my arms off given the chance.

Friday, 29 May 2009

Enemy territory

I was at Microsoft's offices today. I felt dirty. Anecdotally, the first time I went there I noticed a number of fruit bowls - not one of them contained an apple. Funny that

Oh yeah, today's t-shirt is brought to you by Modern Amusement. It sort of matches my trainers. 

Thursday, 28 May 2009

"Computer games don't affect kids"

"If Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music". Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, 1989.

In a straight fight, as depicted by this White Riot t-shirt, Pacman would win. Mario took mushrooms for crying out loud -  his whole world of saving princesses and fighting turtle like things is some kind of trippy hallucination. In reality he's just a tubby plumber, sighing when he tells you "it'll cost ya love" when he floods your kitchen trying to repair a simple blockage. Pacman, on the other hand, is clearly into the Donk scene - those pills aren't Es, more likely steroids (or perhaps some kind of cocaine laced steroid substance). I think you'll agree its not even a contest. 

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Scary monsters

Super creeps. I'm not sure the monster on this Cassette Playa designed Uniqlo t-shirt is actually that scary. Come on, look at his cheeks! I love Cassette Playa, but can't afford their (her) proper stuff so I'm sticking to the collaborations for now (unless someone wants to donate a sample for me to wear on the blog).

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Tom Foolery

DIY sovereign rings. I recommend everyone try wearing them at least once in some dodgy East End boozer.

Monday, 25 May 2009

Plain tee holiday monday

Not up to much today so a plain old tee from H&M found in my drawer. I thought an out of focus Polaroid might be a nice way to illustrate such a dull shirt.

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Parachute payments

Today's old Roy of the Rovers style Burro t-shirt is in honour of relegation Sunday. Newcastle Scunthorpe sounds like a tasty fixture, I tell you.

Saturday, 23 May 2009

Choose your own adventure

Today's adventure involved taking pictures in this lovely Kate Moross Heartsrevolution t-shirt at a lomo event, or, rather, signing up getting my free film and heading straight to the public house with Adam and Jay. Notice the pink on the shirt, I found out today that Salt and Vinegar crisp packets are pink in Australia, which is just wrong. SALT & VINEGAR PACKETS ARE MEANT TO BE BLUE(or light blue).

Friday, 22 May 2009


I think this is some kind of  weird D.I.E. tribute to Gilbert and George.  Speaking of Gilbert and George, they were once spotted our building (bear in mind my office is in an rather dodgy looking cream and brown warhorse in a Shoreditch back alley). They buy their fur hats from the furriers upstairs. Yes, we have fur traders in our building (who also deal in corporate tickets)... you should check out their catalogue.

Thursday, 21 May 2009

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Bats on the back

Either you couldn't see the detail on this Denim is Everything t-shirt or the picture ended up pretty much being of my arse hanging out of the back of my jeans....

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Running from what?

I've gone a bit sportswear today, and by that I mean I'm wearing a t-shirt from Nike Sportswear not made for any athletic pursuit what so ever. Speaking of athletic pursuits, I didn't realise Tim Montgomery was arrested for dealing heroin.

Monday, 18 May 2009

Pixels mash

Remember kids, megapixels don't determine the quality of your camera. (Today's t-shirt was brought to you by Call of the Wild)

Sunday, 17 May 2009

modern astrology is very different from astronomy

It's not only different, its a load of bollocks. Today's t-shirt (illustrated people i think) has some kind of modern day astrological chart on it. The circles look pretty, but that's about it. I'm not dismissing the influence ancient astrology has has on modern day science, it's just all that rubbish about you date of birth and star sign is just that - a load of rubbish. 

Saturday, 16 May 2009

New signing

Well, given the shirt, a couple of seasons ago. If I was any good at football. And about 10 years younger.

Friday, 15 May 2009

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Carry on up the royalty free

Joe tells me this is on the front of Lady magazine right now, there are about a million different products using the image and has sparked billions of variations. Mine is a few seasons old and from MHI. It's been a particularly apt t-shirt at work today...

Wednesday, 13 May 2009


One of those really cheap t-shirts I got from H&M for a few quid on sale. I have no real story to go with it, nor do i know who the (or what)the Mighty Warrior is.  Ummm, there's an explosion on it. 

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

I got five on it

Lay on five, on the side, up above and down below...sorry you're too slow!
Go and give the Local Celebrity guys some skin

Sunday, 10 May 2009

White sleeves

I have boycotted the current Arsenal home shirt due to its lack of white sleeves. That didn't stop my giving Nike my hard earned cash for this 1930s style top though.

Cat's whiskers

Well, I think the image on this Sparks from Behave t-shirt is of a cat at least. Might be a mouse though.

Friday, 8 May 2009

Empire of the Sun(set)

It was raining when I woke up, so I thought I'd wear this lovely old sunset tee from Upper 5th in the vain hope it might somehow encourage the sun to come out.

Thursday, 7 May 2009


My camera today glows in the dark! (I got the Sparks t-shirt from Behave

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Rockabilly vampire

I don't have strong enough hair products for a quiff mind. (The t-shirt is Denim is Everything by the way) 

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Monday, 4 May 2009

Welcome all!

Ever wondered what t-shirt I'm wearing today? No? I don't blame you. That being said, others do, apparently, so stay tuned for daily updates on what I'm wearing (and the odd rant too).

Anyway, for day one I thought it would be fitting to have this wonderful image of me in a lovely I Saved Laurence t-shirt with a couple camera around my neck.