Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Do not try this at home

Sword swallowing can kill, kids. Try 'daggering' instead.

Monday, 14 September 2009

Friday, 11 September 2009

My headphones match my t-shirt

Dave said they were so Nathan Barley. I should spend less time in Shoreditch I think…

Thursday, 10 September 2009

"Ladies, my Mercedes, holds four in the back, two if you're fat"

Well, mine doesn't because I can't afford a Mercedes. Nor can I drive. Nor am I Busta Rhymes.

I do have this rather fetching Local Celebrity tee though

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Not sure if this is meant to be a cracker

or some teeth or something. Whatever it is it's furry - you know where to find me if you want to feel for yourself…

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Monday, 7 September 2009

Blue Monday

Nothing to see here people, just a plain blue t-shirt. 

Tuesday, 1 September 2009