Bushy

The bird on this t-shirt is actually made up of a rose bush. Not an actual rose bush but a print.  

Turbo powered

Me, but ummm, mechanically enhanced.

Enemy territory

I was at Microsoft's offices today. I felt dirty. Anecdotally, the first time I went there I noticed a number of fruit bowls - not one of them contained an apple. Funny that

Oh yeah, today's t-shirt is brought to you by Modern Amusement. It sort of matches my trainers.