Toxic halftone

Use safe inks, kids

Plane t-shirt

*ba-dom-tshhhhh*

Floral print t-shirts

You don't really see them much do you? 

No alla violenza

Say no to hooliganism kids. Although not violent, I was a little disappointed with the actions of the Milan ultras during Paulo Maldini's last game. In case you haven't heard, they put up a banner up which read: “Thank you, Skipper. On the pitch you were an infinite champion, but you failed to show respect towards those who made you rich.” Now, I'm not a Milan fan and don't know the whole story, but slating an iconic player who has chosen to spend his entire career at your club just doesn't add up. That being said, neither does the banner at the same match reading “Sheva must stay”.

Parachute payments

Today's old Roy of the Rovers style Burro t-shirt is in honour of relegation Sunday. Newcastle Scunthorpe sounds like a tasty fixture, I tell you.