Tokyo for fun

Miami for sun, out of London on the M1. (yeah, right. The rest of the country is shit)

Today

i'm too legit to quit. Yesterday the server room wasn't, hence the lack of a blog post. Anyway, I hear Hammer is making a comeback…

Guess what my favourite brand of car is?

....Lada, motherfucker.

I don't even fold my laundry

well, I do actually. I don't iron it though, I mean what's the point of ironing t-shirts? The pressure from the sheer scale of the pile of them is flattening enough

Back to work, therefore:

"Ladies, my Mercedes, holds four in the back, two if you're fat"

Well, mine doesn't because I can't afford a Mercedes. Nor can I drive. Nor am I Busta Rhymes.

I do have this rather fetching Local Celebrity tee though

Neighbourhood Watch

Also known as stalking and intimidation.

Dinosaurs RIP

I used to love dinosaurs when i was younger. May they rest in peace. (I'll ignore the fact that we are probably using their decomposed remains for oil and whatnot.) 

Yes, it's really me*!

Would you like me to sign that with my massive hand? Remember that joke about Jeremy Beadle? In the interests of taste, I won't repeat it. In many ways, it was a tad unfair how he was, at times, vilified by the public for hosing a prank show. I mean, yes he may have had a hand in devising some of the pranks, but you have to remember ALL of Beadle's About's 'victims' were the subject of practical jokes instigated by a friend or family member. Jeremy didn't select random members of the public, unlike most modern day prank shows (Trigger Happy TV, Phonejacker etc). I'm not saying those guys don't get people to sign a release, they do, but Dom Jolly and the bloke who does Phonejacker are never commonly referred to as cunts is the same was Jeremy Beadle was. Anyway, at least Jeremy Beadle could have a laugh at himself, the cunt.

Today's tee is from Local Celebrity.

* by the way, I'm not Gok Wan, the drummer from Bloc Party or Xavier from Justice.

Stylin' and Profilin'

F-f-f-f-aresh.

I got five on it

Lay on five, on the side, up above and down below...sorry you're too slow!

Go and give the Local Celebrity guys some skin