I'm not entirely sure what is going on here

some kind of crazy shit with diamonds.

jumpers, but no goal posts

figured it was too cold so I flipped to a jumper today

attaching limbs

Jewels

hard at work

pixelated medallion

or a squat robot with antennae?

Pixelated

Energy saving bulbs

that look like this chap's eyes are beginning to piss me off. We'll not all, just the ones in my flat that are making buying a lightshade far too difficult.

Yes, my hair is shorter

Not sure how it affects the wearing of this t-shirt though.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I dunno, guessing it could probably chuck a fair few of these wood print tees

get to the reactor

look, it's Quatto's t-shirt!

She sells sea shells on the sea shore

I think that's a shell anyway. Regardless, seaside and beach holidays are shit. Cities are far better.

With insights like that I should be a travel journalist…

Digital organs

on this tee. And by that i mean like my liver than all that, not the type of digital organs you'd use to make synth pop, electro pop, glo-fi, italo, dreamwave, hipstergogic pop, hauntology…

Pyramids

Ignore the ad at the start:

Zebra crossing what?

Whatever this zebra crossed it certainly appeared to fuck up his flat top.

In case you missed it on Twitter

Here's my tiny MacBook Pro…

Spot the bull

I don't own any Alexander McQueen

So no paying homage or owt from me

diamonds 4 eva

Yeah I have both a t-shirt and a jumper of this top, so what. It's really nice - there's even a diamond on the back too.

New glasses, old top.

Self explanatory really.