Self harm and an injury stained t-shirt

is not a good look

Grey clouds

to blue skies. Just like English summers. I say English because as far as I know it's never sunny in Scotland. Or the North. Ok, just like summers in London.

Tokyo for fun

Miami for sun, out of London on the M1. (yeah, right. The rest of the country is shit)

Pound is stronger than the dollar

dog pound, that is.

Redesign

You might have noticed that I've redesigned the blog, much in the same way Michael Jackson redesigned his face.

washboard stomach

also known as a stripy belly.

shout if you're about

like 'arrrggghhhhh'

Pink eye

on my tee, nothing to do with conjunctivitis. Remember when Gillllllles took out that cunt with conjunctivitis Davids at Bergkamp's testimonial?:

I do.

Three wolf sentence

To celebrate the wearing of another wolf t-shirt, I'm giving away the signed photo of Wolf found on my last wolf related post. All you have to do do is tell me who signed it…

Why is there a chunk of the rim missing from my glasses?

do the bats on my tee have anything to do with it?

pixelated medallion

or a squat robot with antennae?

Michael Bolton is a Certified Gangster

no, the other Michael Bolton, not "that no-talent ass clown" who given the chance would be 'droppin plates on yo ass beeatch':

Luck of the draw

Lazy Oaf (who made this lovely tee) are having a fun looking drawing event at the Tate Modern on Sunday. I'd say pop down if you fancy yourself as a bit of a portrait artist, although I'm guessing if you do you'll already be on the hustle in Leicester Sq with your easel & stool…

Teen Wolf should not be mistaken for Wolf off of Gladiators

One responds to high pitched dog whistles, the other to John Fashanu's 'awoogas'.

no wonder my head feels like it's going to explode

If this tee can be believed, it looks like a tree might be growing out of it

Bet you Pacman never had to wait on hold as long as I have to today

The fact he has no ears, can't talk and is a fictional character might have something to do with it.