Glass Candy's Arse's Handy

I'm not sure how pleased the band will be about such a literal rhyming slang translation of their name. It's a reasonably accurate description of the crazy dancing lead singer though

I've been too busy to post these last few days

I can tell you I wore the futurecop! tee, the sovereign ring one and some other one I can't remember. Fuck it, just say I walked around topless all day that day.

Pixelated

I'm the best mayne, I deed it

That's gold, silver and bronze bitch. Errr, just like Justin Gatlin…

Mint Green

Why is the colour not really reminiscent of the actual leaf? Perhaps it's more a representation of that sort of artificial 'minty fresh' flavour (as in tooth paste? which is white?). Regardless, it's an example of food representation through colour. Another's crisp packets, where green is cheese and onion and salt and vinegar a lovely blue. You hear that Walkers? SALT AND VINEGAR PACKETS ARE MEANT TO BE BLUE NOT GREEN. It makes NO sense for them to be green and cheese and onion blue. Fuck you Walkers.

I need to stop wandering into junk shops

Do I really need another XA style camera? ebay beckons I reckon.

Energy saving bulbs

that look like this chap's eyes are beginning to piss me off. We'll not all, just the ones in my flat that are making buying a lightshade far too difficult.

Morse code

I've already written about morse code, somehow I don't think there's much else to say about it.

Yes, my hair is shorter

Not sure how it affects the wearing of this t-shirt though.

Now all I need is a beach ball…

it's real, not cardboard.

I chose my own adventure

According to foursquare it seems pretty dull

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I dunno, guessing it could probably chuck a fair few of these wood print tees

Eye eye

…eye

Bonus points to the first person who tries to play me today

Facety

Do kids still use that term? If not, why not?