I'm not jet set at all

In fact, I never really leave London (mostly because the rest of the country is SHIT). Happy bank holiday.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore

I think that's a shell anyway. Regardless, seaside and beach holidays are shit. Cities are far better.

With insights like that I should be a travel journalist…

re-wearing

nothing wrong with it kids

Bow!

It's funny the things you find when you move - like my old short sleeved shirts from about 10 years ago. I tend not to wear shirts as they require ironing. Anyway, this is for all those tv de-clutter arseholes who say you should throw out clothes you haven't worn for a year: fuck you.

Brace yourself

tomorrow's going to be 12ºc colder

Given google today

I think I wore the wrong t-shirt

One large eye on a square

much like the 2012 mascots. I'm not going to go off on one about how they look, as long as they are as entertaining as Berlino the Bear I'll be more than happy. However, I am somewhat upset by the reasoning behind their names, I mean what's this obsession with trying to include the rest of the country? It's LONDON's Olympics, with LONDONERS paying for it. If the rest of the country doesn't want to have anything to do with it then let them fuck off, the reason we won the bid was because it was London not some town up north holding the games. Bollocks. Anyway, I live on Wenlock (one of the names of the mascots) St, so I'm claiming the more orange of the two CCTV camera thingys to be based on that particular area of Hoxton. By the way, if you're going to Street View stalk me now, I live in the nicest looking building on the street…

do the worm

with a massive brain

V (neck)

I haven't watched this new version of V on the telly. Guessing it's pretty shit but I feel tempted purely because it's on in HD - given I have Sky HD now, the definition of the channel is of paramount importance. Also, the Sky TV system is shit and archaic compared to Virgin. There I, said it.

Parliament loves the rain

Running from what?

half a day

so i wore two halves of a whole tee

on the weekends, this guy wears his hair down too

flash thuggin

it's all the rage

Confused

As to why it feels so cold outside when it's mid May. To make maters worse, it's absolutely baking in my flat meaning i'm even more confused when deciding on what to wear. Yeah, my life is full of stressful decisions…

Thrilling

What time is it?

Look, yet another MC Hammer tee…