Don't you, forget about me

Man, I could do with some breakfast

Zebra crossing what?

Whatever this zebra crossed it certainly appeared to fuck up his flat top.

Fade

Who had the better high top fade - Kid off of Kid n Play or the Fresh Prince?

Mild mannered

by day…

wanted, dead or alive

Superman was alive and kicking last week - I'm not so sure about today…

Yes, the print on this t-shirt is pointing at my nipples

or it's meant to. It's kinda baggy so 'just below' is probably more accurate - that defeats the purpose though really.

In case you missed it on Twitter

Here's my tiny MacBook Pro…

Saving the world

I usually use phone boxes to get changed (see below), but the progress of mobile phone technology means I've had to find alternative spaces

Spot the bull

Vampires and shit

were all the rage with da kidz a while ago. What the fuck was that all about??!?! Why would these kids want to be vampires? I mean if vampires were real (as in the immortal, blood drinking with photophobia kind), their being would prove existence of Hell, which can't be a good thing, conceptually.

despite the sun, it's still not warm enough to just rock a t-shirt

Walk like an Egyptian

England beat Egypt last night, and do you know what, I don't give a fuck. Seriously I don't care for international football, as long as our (Arsenal's) players do well and don't get injured i'm happy. How on earth am I meant to support players I hurl abuse at every week? Also, the quality of the football is appalling - teams mostly consisting of second rate players playing against other second rate players with the odd genuine 'world class' footballer thrown in for good measure. Compare this with the Champions League where you have teams consisting of the best players on the planet playing against teams full of the the other best players on the planet. One the same pitch. At the same time. I think you agree, there is no comparison. Fuck the world cup.

I don't even fold my laundry

well, I do actually. I don't iron it though, I mean what's the point of ironing t-shirts? The pressure from the sheer scale of the pile of them is flattening enough

R.I.P. D.I.E.

Sadly, according to their email, due to "mainly the state of the economy", one of the most frequent tags on the blog "Denim is Everything" is no more. I think this, the last DIE t-shirt I bought, is a fitting choice. Now, where am I going to find horror themed tees from in the future??!?