Dot dot dash

(Bad joke time):

If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I'm going to say:

Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!!

Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!!

Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!!

Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!!

That way, when they beep it out, it'll spell 'fuck' in morse code

Ferris wheel

I think that's what this top represents anyway.

Christmas cracker?

or Beyond the Valley's tribute to Charlie Brown? You decide!

I'm wearing a shirt today

It's been too long a day

for me to write anything amusing. 'Same as usual then' I hear you say…

Crazy horses

They certainly are crazy looking horses on this Beyond the Valley top

Argh

The strobe effect is messing my eyes up…

Snowflakes and skulls

I fail to see the connection

Spooning

According to Google, spoons are more popular than forks in the Netherlands, where as forks win pretty much everywhere else. Also, apparently, the fact that Uri Geller was a spoon bender played a major role in Michael Jackson 'befriending' him. 

Special guest star!

Alice Glass came over and beat the living shit out of Madge. By Madge I mean Madonna not Madge off of Neighbours. On that note, I know Helen Daniels popped her clogs in real life, did Madge too? Also, why the fuck did the redtops start calling Madonna Madge? I fucking hated it. (By the way Alice Glass didn't really come over, nor did Madonna get a black eye - I'm just explaining what is going on on this t-shirt)

I think these birds might be trying to bite my nipples

They're a little too low though.

Jigga I don't like it if it don't gleam clean

I've decided, I need to start wearing diamond chains. What do you reckon? Might go with this Beyond the Valley top

Hip to be square

I've got a reservation at Dorsa yo. 

Crystal maze

I'm actually following this maze round with my mouse pointer right now.

Raaarrrrrrr

Bears aren't pets kids, although they seem to like fireworks if you believe this jumper

Sacrilege

It's too cold for t-shirts, so I've moved onto jumpers. Today's is from Beyond the Valley

Hello

is it me you're looking for?

Half done

I've worn this t-shirt on the blog before, although it was on a Saturday and I wasn't in the now classic 'weatherman' backdrop. Also, I thought it would be a good opportunity to finish off the the t-shirt with everyday office supplies. 

Snow Leopard

I've yet to upgrade, that's not to say there's a problem with 10.6 - still light years ahead of the crock of shit that is windoze 7.

Cool cats

Back in the day, one bloke thought I was the DJ just because I was wearing this t-shirt. Now I'm just any old bloke in an EdBanger tee, stuck in 2007.