Braces

Are like sooooo four years ago, or something.

Turbo powered

Me, but ummm, mechanically enhanced.

t-shirts were better in the 80s

Discuss.

Starting something

I don't have any rhinestones for my scanning glove, sorry. 

Branded content

Remember when that was the buzz word in customer publishing?

Mugshot

My mugshot was on the BBC news yesterday - a bit about Jonny's Apollo project, not Crimewatch. Anyway, this monster on my Uniqlo Cassette Playa tee is scary...don't have nightmares!

Surfing

Remember that scene in teen wolf where Scott surfs on the top of Styles' van? Today I give you my homage in the form of a DIE t-shirt.

Hey!

The weekend's updates to follow. In the meantime admire this Insight t-shirt and watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prgm4eKq6d4

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I'm getting a little sick of this webcam photo stuff, have a half decent pic of me in this Denim is Everything t-shirt:

Telepathy

Today's tee is from Telepathe. Many people think I have telepathic powers, so lets put it to the test! Tell me, what am I thinking about guys? Correct answer gets a prize...

Half face

I still don't know why this T-shirt has only half a face on it. Also, the mosaic pixel blur is only because I realised that the sheet of paper might have something confidential. Having looked at it again, I found that it wasn't - by that time I had already saved the filter. Oh well.

Knackered

There are bats on the back of this tee, i'm too tired to show you though. How about that weather yesterday? Pretty scary huh?

Air Fix

Make your own trainers! I sort of did that at the Nike iD Studio back in like 05. No, I don't mean the Nike iDs you get off the website or the new Studio they have in NikeTown, this was the invitation only thing in a house they rented out for a few months. It had much more of a Saville Row than it's current incarnation, very pleasant. Anyway, the fruits of my labour are below...if you even think about copying them you're dead. 

No alla violenza

Say no to hooliganism kids. Although not violent, I was a little disappointed with the actions of the Milan ultras during Paulo Maldini's last game. In case you haven't heard, they put up a banner up which read: “Thank you, Skipper. On the pitch you were an infinite champion, but you failed to show respect towards those who made you rich.” Now, I'm not a Milan fan and don't know the whole story, but slating an iconic player who has chosen to spend his entire career at your club just doesn't add up. That being said, neither does the banner at the same match reading “Sheva must stay”.

Washing line crime

I know people do it, but keeping your washing out overnight just doesn't feel right. Aside from the nocturnal goings of foxes and cats, there's also the weather to contend with as well as the very real risk of theft. Now, today's t-shirt my not be of any value, bat can you say the same for that new pair of jeans you just bought?

Five eyes

One thing that freaks me out about spiders are the number of eyes they have. Its just wrong.

I love London

and hate that cunt Bob Crow. Speaking of cunts, I have a Masters in London Studies and can tell you where Gropecunt lane was in the City.

Mild Style

Keep it tame kids. I once had a dream that we had a Lion in our office and that I had to tame it. In the dream, this made perfect sense as we already had a panther. In reality we have a fish tank. One of the fish has popeye and the tiger fish have pretty much all been eaten by the others. (Trainerspotter tee by the way)

Pins and needles

Be careful when using sharp objects kids.

"I love horses...

...best of all the animals. I love horses, they're my friends". DeAgostini you bastards, why did you take the site down? I urge everyone to sign this now.

Iron Eagle

I'm not sure what bird this is on the sleeve of this old H&M t-shirt. Some kind of bird of prey like a hawk, or perhaps a falcon or an eagle or something. I would love to have a bird of prey as a superhero sidekick or something. It would sit on my shoulder and 'do my bidding' when commanded and have to have a grand name like Prometheus (although maybe not Prometheus as he had HIS liver eaten by an eagle, didn't he? Anyway, you get the drift).

M for macro

Not much going on here. I did take this with my macro lens (an actual 1:1 macro lens, not a macro function on an all singing, all dancing camera). And yes, I am an M. 

Stylin' and Profilin'

F-f-f-f-aresh.

Big bad wolf

I love Teen Wolf, it's an amazing film. One thing I really like about it is the the fact that Scott (Michael J. Fox) doesn't have to hide being a werewolf in the film, he's accepted and (i suppose somewhat superficially) loved by others in the school because he's a werewolf. If they remade something like Teen Wolf now, its highly likely that Scott's identity as werewolf would be a secret - with only his best mate knowing. It would also be some shitty angsty teen tripe with some cunt from High School Musical or something. Whatever, I wouldn't watch it.

By the way, this t-shirt form 80stees is a copy of the one Stiles wears in the film:

I'm a bit of a cheat, star

I noticed this picture on Photobooth and thought I may as well use it as (a) I am wearing this wonderfully clever Michiko Koshino t-shirt today (I'll be at a private view later if you really want to check) and (b) I'm not sure where the foamboard face is.

The star in the middle is made by triangular sections sewn together to give the appearance of a star. The top part of my hair is also cut in triangular sections - although there is no resulting star like pattern.

Also, I don't hear the term "star" used to refer to people anymore. Do kids not use it these days? It sort of meant bredrin in my day.

Diamond geezer

I got my hair cut this morning, obviously the iSight on my iMac doesn't really show how good a cut it is. It needs to be seen in the flesh. It's versatile, I can wear it many different ways.

Oh yeah, I'm wearing a Beyond the Valley t-shirt.

Trainerspotter

This is the first Trainerspotter t-shirt I've blogged about. I love trainers. No, seriously, i could do a whole blog about trainers let alone one post. Don't believe me? Then check out my Christmas card from last year : http://www.flickr.com/photos/uslan/3131387157